December 2011
2 posts
it wasn’t until i checked my tumblr and saw the large 26 next to my post today that i realized have been 27 for an hour and eleven minutes without noticing it. the other day i told someone i hoped to pull a liz lemon and totally forget it was my birthday but i guess this will have to do.
June 2011
10 posts
“Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an...”
– John Steinbeck
May 2011
2 posts
“My old lip color could barely keep up with my busy schedule. In the time it...”
– Maria Bamford, in a bit about lipstick commercials (via susnom)
March 2011
2 posts
“his brain is my laboratory, my depository. into it i can stuff the books i...”
– dave eggers: a staggering work of heartbreaking genius
February 2011
1 post
September 2010
1 post
“Why do you think the old stories tell of men who set out on great journeys to...”
– henry rollins
August 2010
2 posts
Watch
May 2010
1 post
“every time a couple gets married, two single people die.”
– leslie knope, parks and rec
April 2010
8 posts
I am in some sort of self-loathing mood today.
starfucker: pop song
“we’re all a little crazy, find someone a little crazy. you want crazy...”
– dan savage
drunk people are the slowest god damn people on earth.
Neko Case: That Teenage Feeling
I want to make...
March 2010
4 posts
DEAR GOD I MISS LIVING ALONE
“it’s not my fault a demon possesses my body once a month.”
“I have but the simplest taste. I am always satisfied with the best.”
– Oscar Wilde
February 2010
3 posts
Carly Simon reveals who "You're So Vain" is about... →
(via soupsoup)
This almost ruins it for me. Almost.
December 2009
4 posts
“Here’s a question once posed to me, by a large baseball cap-wearing English...”
– excerpt of infinite jest foreward by dave eggers
“What’s your position on making love? Do you regard it as one of the
nicer...”
– more rob brezny
November 2009
4 posts
ready, able.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “There is a saying that when the student is ready, the teacher appears,” writes Clarissa Pinkola Estes in her book *Women Who Run with the Wolves.* But the magic of that formula may not unfold with smooth simplicity, she says: “The teacher comes when the soul, not the ego, is ready. The teacher comes when the soul calls, and thank goodness —...
elliott smith: everything means nothing to me.
i...
look kim!
As I was unpacking I found an old notebook with a list I started with words I liked.
milquetoast
severely
histrionic(s)
syncretism
fritter
conniption
mercurial
sycophant
postulate (v.) [i suppose this means as a verb, but i don’t remember why]
fecund
I feel like past me is trying to tell me something but I only have the vaguest idea what it is.
October 2009
7 posts
miles to go before...
being awake for 36+ hours straight makes 5 hours of sleep seem like an eternity.
“It’s funny, when you date someone, it’s like a long course in learning who they...”
– How I Met Your Mother (via lizlemon)
I could kill you, sure
But I could only make you...
starfucker: german love
well, give it already.